“I’m really happy you guys are here, even if none of us are really quite sure why.” - Jon Stewart ”If you think you can lead your flock of sheeple and peeps to some glorified noodle fest on the mall, you got another thing coming, mister.” - Stephen ColbertTumblr (3.0; @thedailyreport)http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5urp3uxyP1qc8jh0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5urp3uxyP1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5urp3uxyP1qc8jh0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5urp3uxyP1qc8jh0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5urp3uxyP1qc8jh0o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5urp3uxyP1qc8jh0o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5urp3uxyP1qc8jh0o9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5urp3uxyP1qc8jh0o10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/52420559978http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/52420559978Fri, 07 Jun 2013 20:44:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m167xiutfn1qe7kv3o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m167xiutfn1qe7kv3o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m167xiutfn1qe7kv3o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m167xiutfn1qe7kv3o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m167xiutfn1qe7kv3o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m167xiutfn1qe7kv3o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m167xiutfn1qe7kv3o9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m167xiutfn1qe7kv3o10_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m167xiutfn1qe7kv3o11_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/45345509236http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/45345509236Thu, 14 Mar 2013 11:00:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/85b275afc9cb1f08fefcb6e36dde1c3a/tumblr_mj893rEwor1qlvie8o10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0658cd53e3a9976be15bc3700d257423/tumblr_mj893rEwor1qlvie8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ccb20af67d0e6d63b4624176c7fd215c/tumblr_mj893rEwor1qlvie8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ee9d71ff733ac6cae339ebf51d1cd91/tumblr_mj893rEwor1qlvie8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/539a93e2585af6faa997a8f99a5f39cb/tumblr_mj893rEwor1qlvie8o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c8955ec1c8fa545d8d27ccb4e796417/tumblr_mj893rEwor1qlvie8o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b19b50c4c22c6e2c7207dabd2b06252/tumblr_mj893rEwor1qlvie8o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e0f5993923a2f9a5d22f378e489009d/tumblr_mj893rEwor1qlvie8o9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/44783828340http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/44783828340Thu, 07 Mar 2013 09:25:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melzjqGHWq1qc8jh0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melzjqGHWq1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melzjqGHWq1qc8jh0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melzjqGHWq1qc8jh0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/37337701744http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/37337701744Thu, 06 Dec 2012 11:39:39 -0500stephen colbertgifsirianmckellengandalfhobbitandyserkisyou shall not passwizardthe greylotrlolfunnyfantasy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdvpnsUofe1riagvfo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdvpnsUofe1riagvfo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/36338593415http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/36338593415Fri, 23 Nov 2012 00:57:02 -0500stephen colbertcolbertreportgifstephenradioheadvinylrockfunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxk2trpeNW1qgy5npo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/35153740194http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/35153740194Tue, 06 Nov 2012 17:28:12 -0500jon stewartstephen colbertgifloldaily showcolbert report<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblr2bNae71rhlaglo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblr2bNae71rhlaglo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblr2bNae71rhlaglo3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblr2bNae71rhlaglo4_r3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblr2bNae71rhlaglo5_r1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblr2bNae71rhlaglo6_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblr2bNae71rhlaglo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblr2bNae71rhlaglo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblr2bNae71rhlaglo9_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblr2bNae71rhlaglo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vonnegutphile.tumblr.com/post/33329905010/all-hats-off-to-this-man">vonnegutphile</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>All hats off to this man.</p> </blockquote>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/33340774856http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/33340774856Wed, 10 Oct 2012 22:21:11 -0400jon stewartquote<p>He has repeatedly given shoutouts to “his bronies”</p> <p>In conclusion; you bet your sweet anon ass</p>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/31860203946http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/31860203946Wed, 19 Sep 2012 10:25:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6xf4lLPbz1rq1pj8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/26918672141http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/26918672141Tue, 10 Jul 2012 14:51:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jhpnpCdm1qd73wto1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jhpnpCdm1qd73wto2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jhpnpCdm1qd73wto3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jhpnpCdm1qd73wto4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jhpnpCdm1qd73wto5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jhpnpCdm1qd73wto6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jhpnpCdm1qd73wto7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jhpnpCdm1qd73wto8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/26529887670http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/26529887670Wed, 04 Jul 2012 21:51:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ho8fRNf91qlvie8o1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ho8fRNf91qlvie8o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ho8fRNf91qlvie8o5_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ho8fRNf91qlvie8o6_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ho8fRNf91qlvie8o10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ho8fRNf91qlvie8o11_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ho8fRNf91qlvie8o12_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ho8fRNf91qlvie8o13_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/25395010371http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/25395010371Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:24:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leobk8eWuZ1qz581wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ratsoff.com/post/2641910543/the-official-stephen-colbert-aging">ratsoff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-official-stephen-colbert-aging-timeline">The Official Stephen Colbert Aging Timeline—BuzzFeed</a></strong></p> <p>Included: The timeless “King of Glory” Dance from <em>Strangers With Candy</em> and a photo from Colbert’s college days where his eyes are, I must say, inexcusably bright. See the timeline <strong><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-official-stephen-colbert-aging-timeline">here</a></strong>.</p> <ul><li>Earlier: <a href="http://ratsoff.tumblr.com/post/762129883/the-official-jonathan-lipnicki-aging-timeline">The Official Jonathan Lipnicki Aging Timeline</a></li> </ul><p>(<a href="http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/2641798949/the-official-stephen-colbert-aging-timeline">buzzfeed</a>.)</p> </blockquote>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19719176576http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19719176576Thu, 22 Mar 2012 00:19:00 -0400stephen colbertyoungblack and whiteaging<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19q5pEEdj1rpq1tno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19718737990http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19718737990Thu, 22 Mar 2012 00:08:13 -0400jon stewartsouth parkfunnyobamaeric cartmanthe daily show<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17ry1oQxc1rpq1tno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19662656666http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19662656666Tue, 20 Mar 2012 22:51:37 -0400jon stewartgearoge cloonyfunnymoviesexy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11kswL1Zr1qbpv6ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://keeptomncarryon.tumblr.com/post/19463351214/how-to-celebrate-st-patricks-day-stephen">keeptomncarryon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>How to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day — Stephen Colbert Edition</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19499863000http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19499863000Sun, 18 Mar 2012 02:06:57 -0400stephen colbertst patrick's dayirishlucky charmscolbert reportfunnybeard<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w171PpGk1rpq1tno1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19302506523http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19302506523Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:05:06 -0400jon stewartkony2012funnymy little ponythe daily showlolomg<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w1zaAZgA1rpq1tno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19300765685http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19300765685Wed, 14 Mar 2012 15:32:06 -0400stephen colbertartpaintingfrenchfunnycolbert report<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w1dzSBcT1rpq1tno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19299535684http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19299535684Wed, 14 Mar 2012 15:05:05 -0400stephen colbertflagfunnyprovocativeamericanfireplace<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w0vhFbky1rpq1tno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19298193555http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/19298193555Wed, 14 Mar 2012 14:33:17 -0400jon stewartsonfunnyfashionhatlol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0kwleWX1K1rpq1tno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/18955237661http://thedailyreport.tumblr.com/post/18955237661Thu, 08 Mar 2012 13:27:14 -0500stephen colbertsupermancolbert reportcomedy centralfunny