February 2012
113 posts
“If ‘con’ is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress? Or did we just fucking blow your mind?”
- Jon Stewart
“Oscar is 80 this year, which makes him now automatically the frontrunner for the Republican nomination.”
- Jon Stewart
“Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying “yes” begins things. Saying “yes” is how things grow. Saying “yes” leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say “yes’.”
- Stephen Colbert
